Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

image

(via guy)

meanplastic:

seeing someone from school in public

(via succeeding)

nevver:

Brad Phillips
itslatingirl:

· looks fever ·

langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

(Source: repllicunt, via happiest)

itslatingirl:

· looks fever ·
fierrrrrrce:

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fierrrrrrce:

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(Source: jroc78)

acaciabrinley:

bunsen:

plunged:

I think everyone should have tumblr user bunsen on their dashboard

just got my nasty plan started

tbh if you’re not following what are you doing with your life

acaciabrinley:

bunsen:

plunged:

I think everyone should have tumblr user bunsen on their dashboard

just got my nasty plan started

tbh if you’re not following what are you doing with your life

(Source: officialaneetta, via heart)

fierrrrrrce:

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(Source: aliyahmariabee)

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bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

(Source: moonemojii, via succeeding)

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(Source: andrewbelami, via sorry)

(Source: semfoco, via recharges)